IT'S GAMEDAY! TIME FOR THE OFFICIAL OPPOSITELOCK COLLEGE FOOTBALL TRASH TALK THREAD

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/26/2016 at 15:05 • Filed to: College Football, Confederate Rugby, Trash Talk Thread, Trash Talk, Rant, Rants

ARE CALIFORNIA AND HAWAII IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE THEY’RE CRIMINALS? IF SO, WHY AREN’T BAYLOR AND NOTRE DAME THERE TOO?!

GET IN HERE AND TELL US WHY YOUR TEAM IS THE ONLY NOT-TERRIBLE TEAM IN THE NATION. CAPS LOCK ONLY!

DISCUSSION (83)

EL_ULY > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:07

MUD DOGS, MUD DOGS!

For Sweden > EL_ULY
08/26/2016 at 15:08

THAT’S A WEIRD WAY TO SAY COOGS

deprecated account > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:10

NOT THAT IT WILL BE SOME HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT, BUT WE’RE GONNA BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF APP STATE! LET’S JUST BEAT FLORIDA AND GEORGIA THIS YEAR! GBO!

Kinja'd!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:11

WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY STATE THIS YEAR. WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GO TEAM!

EL_ULY > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:11

MUD CATS, MUD CATS!

S65 > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:11

WHAT

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:11

YAY SPORTS!

DO THE THINGS! FENCE THE Ds! POINT THE GOALS! SCORE THE BALLS!

Brobalt SS > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:12

CB > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:12

... so when does hockey start up again?

For Sweden > deprecated account
08/26/2016 at 15:12

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET OUT OF BRISTOL WITHOUT RYAN NEWMAN PUTTING YOU IN THE WALL?

For Sweden > CB
08/26/2016 at 15:14

DEPENDS. IS NOTRE DAME HOCKEY FACING FIREARMS CHARGES AS WELL?

For Sweden > Brobalt SS
08/26/2016 at 15:14

BUT DOES IOWA HAVE BETTER CORN THAN NEBRASKA

CB > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:15

In this day and age, who isn’t facing firearms charges?

E90M3 > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:16

I was supposed to be at that Georgia Tech game where they blocked that field goal, it was home coming and I even had a ticket, but I got too drunk and passed out at my fraternity house.

Brobalt SS > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:21

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Nerd-Vol > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:22

IF TENNESSEE DOES NOT WIN THE SEC EAST, KNOXVILLE WILL LOOK LIKE BAGHDAD, BUT ON A GRAND SCALE.

GO VOLS, WE GOT YOUR NUMBERS, ALABAMA AND FLORIDA!

deprecated account > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:22

THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE PUT IN THE WALL AT BRISTOL WILL BE VIRGINIA TECH

Nerd-Vol > deprecated account
08/26/2016 at 15:24

GIVEN THE NUMBER OF SCANDALS AND LEGAL ISSUES SURROUNDING THE FOOTBALL TEAM, I THINK WE ARE GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD. FULMER IS LOOKING DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS AND SMILING.

For Sweden > E90M3
08/26/2016 at 15:26

YOUR SECOND WORST DECISION AFTER USING LOWER CASE LETTERS

Shift24 > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:30

HEY AT LEAST WE CAN BEAT ‘BAMA IN THE POST SEASON. #JUSTSAYIN. ALSO SCREW THAT TEAM UP NORTH

Kinja'd!!!

deprecated account > Nerd-Vol
08/26/2016 at 15:37

IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR

Nerd-Vol > deprecated account
08/26/2016 at 15:42

HELL YEAH!

UNLESS YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF SOME CRIMINAL ACT CARRIED OUT BY A MEMBER OF THE TEAM! OR FLORIDA!

AM I RIGHT?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 15:54

BECAUSE WE’RE NOT OHIO STATE.

Kinja'd!!!

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 17:48

Fuck your disappointing Clemson gif.

*said in the most polite and respectable way possible*

For Sweden > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy
08/26/2016 at 19:08

SAME FOR YOUR LOWER CASE LETTERS

lone_liberal > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 22:11

MY SCHOOL DIDN’T DO THE FOOSEBAW BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT!!! YOUR TEAMS ALL SUCK!!!!

For Sweden > lone_liberal
08/26/2016 at 22:12

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAT FOR AT COOPER UNION

lone_liberal > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 22:18

IF I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN TO THAT SCHOOL I WOULDN’T BE HANGING OUT HERE! I’D BE DOING IMPORTANT SMART PEOPLE SHIT! OR ARTSY PEOPLE SHIT! SOME KIND OF SHIT! NOT PERUSING OPPO WHILE WATCHING THE BROWNS AND BUCS PLAY PRESEASON FOOSEBAW.

fhrblig > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 22:20

I CAN’T, BECAUSE I LIVE IN COLORADO. OUR STATE MOTTO IS “COLLEGE FOOTBALL? WHATEVS.”

For Sweden > fhrblig
08/26/2016 at 22:31

I THOUGHT THE STATE MOTTO WAS “DON’T COME BACK DOUG DEMURO"

Jcarr > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 22:32

HAWKEYES RULES BECAUSE AWESOME STAR WARS MASHUP HYPE VIDEO!

ALSO HAIL HAYDEN FRY COULD PROBABLY STILL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES.

Kinja'd!!!

Jcarr > Brobalt SS
08/26/2016 at 22:39

Reminds me I need to change my ringtone now that it's football season.

daender > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 23:06

I’m glad I graduated from USC last year, I imagine this year’s team is going to be even more painful to watch...

For Sweden > daender
08/26/2016 at 23:08

DID YOU MAJOR IN LOWER CASE STUDIES?

daender > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 23:12

NO, I JUST TURNED OFF CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME !

Matt Nichelson > deprecated account
08/26/2016 at 23:16

I SURE HOPE SO. I WANT US TO HAVE A GOOD SEASON BUT MOST OF ALL BEAT THE TIDE. FUUUUUUUUUUCK ALABAMA. ROCKY FUCKIN TOP!

Matt Nichelson > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/26/2016 at 23:17

MY HIGH SCHOOL USED MICHIGAN’S FIGHT SONG MUSIC SO I APPROVE OF THIS.

Matt Nichelson > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 23:20

I HOPE TENNESSEE ACUTALLY GETS IT TOGETHER THIS YEAR AND ACTUALLY FIGHTS FOR THE SEC EAST TITLE.

THAT’S REALLY ALL I HAVE AT THE MOMENT.

OH AND FUCK ALABAMA.

WHY AM I YELLING

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > For Sweden
08/26/2016 at 23:30

Your capital letters don’t scare me!!!!!

Hey Julie > fhrblig
09/02/2016 at 15:10

Hey CSU VS CU is today

Hey Julie > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:10

It should be

BKosher84 > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:14

TOL! EDO!

GIVE ME SOME OF THAT #MACTION BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOMER SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MAY OPEN PLAYING OUR LADY PEACE OF THE NUNS BUT IN THREE WEEKS WE’LL KICK THE ASS OUTTA OHIO STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BKosher84 > deprecated account
09/02/2016 at 15:17

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS HOT TAKE NOW MOTHER FUCKER?!?!?!?!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:18

SPARTANS - SO TOUGH WE’LL SHATTER A HIP TO WIN A BALL GAME

FEAR THE SPARTANS!

Hot Takes Salesman > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:19

MY TEAM IS BEST TEAM BECAUSE NO RAPISTS!

Probably.

For Sweden > Hot Takes Salesman
09/02/2016 at 15:24

THAT’S QUITE A CLAIM

Funktheduck > deprecated account
09/02/2016 at 15:26

UGA UGA UGA UGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d00mZ > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:27

CAN WE MAKE A POT ABOUT WHICH TEAM HAS THE RAPIST????

LongbowMkII > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:28

IM NOT GOING TO LIE MY TEAM IS AWFUL BUT THERES ALWAYS BASKETBALL SEASON. ALSO AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WORK WITH ALL CAPS. THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.

LongbowMkII > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:29

NO ITS “WHAA? BRAHHH!”

Funktheduck > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:29

JACOB EASON WILL BE THE NEXT FOOTBALL JESUS!!!!!

LongbowMkII > lone_liberal
09/02/2016 at 15:29

THAT WAS A GOOD PRESEASON GAME. I ENJOYED IT.

For Sweden > d00mZ
09/02/2016 at 15:30

BUT THEY ALL DO?

Viggen > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:30

Go Toyota! Oh wait you’re not talking about the FIA WEC 6 Hours of Mexico. Nevermind.

LongbowMkII > deprecated account
09/02/2016 at 15:31

THE FUTURE CALLED. YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.

For Sweden > Funktheduck
09/02/2016 at 15:31

HE DOES LOOK LIKE MATTHEW STAFFORD

Hot Takes Salesman > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:32

I don’t actually like any college team.

Ah fuck it

GO NAVY

WE HAVE FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIERS ON THE SIDES OF OUR HELMETS

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:34

YOUR WHOLE CONCEPT OF “FOOTBALL” IS FLAWED!

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > Viggen
09/02/2016 at 15:35

Kinja'd!!!

YOU BOYS FEEL LIKE MEXICO?

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle
09/02/2016 at 15:36

LOOK WE DON’T NEED MORE CRIMINALS

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 15:38

BUT AUSSIES ARE CLEARLY BETTER AT BOTH THE CRIMINALLING AND THE FOOTBALLING!!!

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 16:32

If my team was a car, I’d vote to feed it to the crusher.

I’m done. I quit. I’m out. Have fun ball sportsing, ball sports, and crush the ever living daylights out of Baylor. If they won’t clean our their house, clean it for them with pwnage.

Kinja'd!!!

Stef angry. Stef done.

...

I guess I could see if my neighbors are any good this year. Maybe they picked up some of our ex-recruits.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
09/02/2016 at 16:44

What about Texas State? Bobcats are always fun

Funktheduck > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 16:48

YEAH! HE LOOKS LIKE STAFFORD IF STAFFORD HAD LAZER GUIDED CANNONS FOR ARMS!!!!!!

For Sweden > Funktheduck
09/02/2016 at 16:51

YEAH, WHEN HE THREW TO A YELLOWJACKET

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > deprecated account
09/02/2016 at 16:55

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER IN HINDSIGHT

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Brobalt SS
09/02/2016 at 16:56

CHANGE YOUR LOGO

YOU’RE CALLED THE HAWK EYE’S YOU HAVE ZERO CLAIM TO THE WHOLE HAWK’S HEAD

deprecated account > BKosher84
09/02/2016 at 16:59

IM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED BUT HEY A WIN IS A WIN

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 16:59

FUCK FOOTBALL! When does Hockey start?

/UVM student.

citizennick > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 17:14

BYU ONLY BEAT NEBRASKA BECAUSE THEY SHIV’D HALF THE TEAM THROUGHOUT THE GAME.

FUCK BYU

Brobalt SS > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/02/2016 at 17:15

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

For Sweden > citizennick
09/02/2016 at 17:21

HENCE THE PUNCHING GIF

citizennick > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 17:24

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I UNDERSTAND THE HOSTILITY THAT WOULD COME FROM GROWING UP AROUND 7 MOTHERS CONSTANTLY TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 20:35

They’re all right. Not D1, though.

...

Maybe I’ll take up watching curling instead like I keep threatening to do with F1.

Pros: No Baylor curling program, probably Timbits at or near events

Cons: Kinda looks like goofy ice-bowling

(ETA: Arrrrrrgggghhh just saw a typo. I ragequit ball sports so hard, I said “our” instead of “out.”)

Funktheduck > For Sweden
09/02/2016 at 20:36

HE HASNT THROWN AGAINS THE JACKETS YET BUT IF HE DID HE WOULD THROW SO HARD AND PERFECTLY JESUS LIKE HE’D THROW IT THROUGH A YELLOWJACKET LEAVING A FOOTBALL SIZED HOLE AND THEN SOFTLY LAND IN A UGA RECEIVER’S HAND FOR A TOUCHDOWN

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle
09/02/2016 at 20:39

YOUR CRIMES SEEM MORE FUN.

COME TO AMERICA! HOONING IS NOT A CRIME HERE.

Stef Schrader > Hot Takes Salesman
09/02/2016 at 20:40

EITHER YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR YOU HAVE MY UNDYING ENVY.

Stef Schrader > Viggen
09/02/2016 at 20:46

PARSH

PARSH!!!!!

(Finally, something I can watch without seething rage at student loan debt and years of harmful, hypocritical administrative decisions. Erm, let’s not count Dieselgate, the Panamera’s butt or the 996/986 years. Let us think of the wonderful Cayman GT4 instead. LET’S GO PARSH!)

MonkeePuzzle > Stef Schrader
09/02/2016 at 20:50

I TOLD THE WIFE I CAN NEVER MOVE HOME BECAUSE MY MODDED CIVIC WOULD BE IMPOUNDED IN SECONDS IN AUS

Viggen > Stef Schrader
09/02/2016 at 21:20

ANYONE BUT AUDI

fhrblig > Hey Julie
09/02/2016 at 21:43

I tuned in to the game on radio and heard the score was 21-0 CU in the first quarter. Did CSU forget to board the bus to the game?

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
09/02/2016 at 21:43

WHAT?!?!

They’re Sun Belt! That’s D1!

Hey Julie > fhrblig
09/03/2016 at 02:31

We just suck. This was great timing considering we lost last year too and we just spent an ungodly amount of tuition money building a extravagent *SECOND* football stadium 3 miles from our already existing stadium